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Making the Rounds

by Kevin on August 23rd, 2007

Here are a couple of stories that I really have no interest in talking about but figured I would share with you anyways just in case you care about these people.

Tim Burton’s Ex-Girlfriend  was told to revise her lawsuit against the director. She sued the Burton over assets that he allegedly promised her over their ten year relationship.  One thing that wasn’t included in this lawsuit was the two hours I lost while watching his remake of “Planet of the Apes”. Maybe there is a class action one coming?

Paris Hilton’s defamation of character lawsuit has been settled. Does anyone actually care when Hilton is getting out of trouble?

And finally… Comedy god Bill Murray was arrested for drunken driving of a golf cart in Sweden. Murray refused a breathalyser test citing American law… Actually you know what this story has been covered all over the place. Honestly, he was driving a golf cart, come on… Save your fake outrage for stuff that is important, like tainted goods for China.

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